Introducing my staff...

Having overcome my initial shock at the poor standard of service being offered in my new home, I have taken on two members of staff. They have committed to wait on me hand and foot and expect little in return. One of them, my Dad, seems much less workshy than his colleague. She, my Mum, does little but sleep and make mess, much like myself.

Here is a photo of when I caught one of them at lunch earlier today. This is what I am having to put up with. As you can tell from my face, I was gob-smacked!